Is Donald Trump A Shape Shifting Alien Lizard?


Believe it or not, 12 million Americans think the government is run by Shape Shifting Lizards. Is Donald Trump one of them?

He may speak with a forked tongue, but it’s unlikely the Republican President came from the planet Nibiru. The popular conspiracy theory even accuses Her Royal Majesty and the Pope of being reptilian extraterrestrials. One Canadian First Nations eye witness recalls the Queen eating her friends at a Residential School picnic. Really though, the conspiracy is based on two things:

  • The 6000 year old Sumerian stone carvings that show an ‘Alien race’ of lizard-bird beings called the Anunnaki bringing knowledge to the ancient world.
  • The fact that politicians have the moral compass of a lizard.
Annunaki Pinecone

The original overlords, the Annunaki.

The conspiracy was popularized by David Icke and has gained more attention since History’s hit show Ancient Aliens convincingly reported on the matter in Season 6, Episode 3 (see full episode HERE). The image of the Anunnaki holding a pine cone to the Sumerian King’s head is the most convincing image of the conspiracy. Oddly enough, the pine cone is the symbol of the pineal gland in the brain – associated with human consciousness. This ancient image is considered among believers to be the tale of Aliens giving Mankind knowledge, much like the Apple & Snake in the Garden of Eden. Even more odd, the top of Buddha’s head is shaped like a pine cone; the 3 spires of Angkor Wat are shaped like pine cones; some of the Pope’s staffs have a pine cone beneath Jesus on the cross, also the entrance to the Vatican City has a giant pine cone at its front doors. There are many examples of subtle depictions of pine cones in religious art, as symbolic to enlightenment stretching through the ages. The Staff of Osiris; Staff of Dionysus; and Staff of Bacchus all have a pine cone at the top.


Important Pinecone imagery throughout the ages.


Another episode of Ancient Aliens, Season 7 Episode 1, explains even more about their influence on modern society:


Eye of Horus compared to Pineal Gland

When we dig deeper into the conspiracy theory, it evolves into something much deeper and profound: human consciousness. When the brain is sliced in half, the pineal gland is in the middle and actually looks like the Eye of Horus. This symbol was called the Wadjet, meaning “The Whole One”. We may call this enlightenment by today’s standards, but the Egyptians called it Wadjet and used the Pineal gland as its symbol over 5000 years ago. When people talk about the Third Eye, or intuition, they are referring to the Pineal gland. Scientifically, this is called the Parietal Eye and has a very strong link to…you guessed it… reptiles. In humans, this gland is stimulated by deep meditation and prayer, as popularized by the Buddha and his cone-shaped head….also 5000 years ago. To delve deeper into the modern conspiracy aspect…over the past century we have been exposed to copious amounts of fluoride via toothpaste and fluoridated water. Now, if you really REALLY buy into these conspiracy theories, fluoride actually builds up in the pineal gland, reducing its activity……so, this conspiracy now leads us down the rabbit hole towards: The Dumbing Down Of Society.

The actual Harvard study on fluoride causing lower IQ in children can be found HERE.

Ultimately, the third eye has been associated with power. Those individuals who developed their pineal gland through meditation and philosophy became the most influential individuals throughout history. Some of the greatest spiritual leaders, Emperors, Kings, Pharaohs & Queens, and even scientists were heavily involved in philosophy and esoteric knowledge. Alexander the Great was a pupil of Aristotl, a direct connection to Socrates & Plato. Marcus Aurelius was one of the greatest Roman Emperors, and his own writings, “Meditations”, is the most significant source of the modern understanding of ancient Stoic philosophy. Newton, Galileo and even Einstein had an obsession for Alchemy. To further add to the depth of this conspiracy and its modern implications, it is believed that modern Zionists descended from the Sumerians, and this third eye (All Seeing Eye, or Eye of Providence) can be seen atop the pyramid on the American One Dollar Bill, it is widely accepted that Central Banks are owned by the Zionist Rothschild Family. It is also a symbol for Freemasons.

But I digress.


So why drag reptiles into it?

Well, we know there are several levels of consciousness within the brain and these are separated into distinct groups, one of which is the Triune Brain…or Reptilian Brain. This is the ‘base of the pyramid’ for the human brain (the Basal ganglia). There is also the Mammalian Brain, also found in dogs & cats (the Limbic System). Finally we have the Human brain, found also in apes & primates (the Neocortex). When you actually look at the anatomy of an Anunnaki, it is bird, reptile, and human – possibly representing all the pieces of the brain evolving for millions of years, with special focus on the pineal gland held in its hand. To draw a direct connection between the inner workings of the human brain, and the lizard overlord conspiracy, the author has this to say:

“The political connection to ‘Lizard People’ here is based on the very nature of reptiles – they are naturally ruthless, even cannibalistic, and completely self-serving. Some are venomous, inflicting pain and agony on their victims. Some are poisonous, killing anything they touch. Many are aggressive and territorial. And like the smiling crocodile – their smile is deceitful. For the most part, reptiles are a good analogy for politicians, and Donald Trump in general – Donald Trump has written about kicking your competition when their down and being generally nasty to your business and political opponents. Knowing we have different areas of the brain connected to different evolutionary ancestors, we can assume that politicians use more of their Basal ganglia (lizard brain), than their Neocortex (their human brain).”

Despite the esoteric imagery concerning our reptilian overlords, the popular narrative is not so much factual as it is a criticism of the moral compass people-who-love-power seem to lack. I’m sure ancient peoples had just as much a sense of humor as we do about political satire, and would be making rock carvings of Donald Trump had he been running for Pharaoh or Emperor back then.

Here’s a short extract from So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish that goes a long way to explain the choice between Clinton and Donald Trump in the coming election:

“On its world, the people are people. The leaders are lizards. The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people.”

“Odd,” said Arthur, “I thought you said it was a democracy.”

“I did,” said Ford. “It is.”

“So,” said Arthur, hoping he wasn’t sounding ridiculously obtuse, “why don’t the people get rid of the lizards?”

“It honestly doesn’t occur to them,” said Ford. “They’ve all got the vote, so they all pretty much assume that the government they’ve voted in more or less approximates to the government they want.”

“You mean they actually vote for the lizards?”

“Oh yes,” said Ford with a shrug, “of course.”

“But,” said Arthur, going for the big one again, “why?”

“Because if they didn’t vote for a lizard,” said Ford, “the wrong lizard might get in.”

Trump Shape Shifting Lizard


So remember: become wise and powerful by developing your pineal gland through meditation, prayer, and philosophical study….avoid fluoride….and don’t worry too much about Donald Trump, this sh*t’s been going on for millennia.












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